Stupid Pennsylvania Laws

It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding. (Damn... There goes my wedding plans)

It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. (Okay...what about freezers?)

Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue. (I've never seen anyone do this one)

A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. (Why does the state care?)

You may not sing in the bathtub. (What about a shower?)

Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk. (More wedding plans down the drain)

You may not catch a fish with your hands. (Bah)

You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth. (Do you still need a license?)

Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish. (Gee...you learn something new everyday...)

Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.

One's pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist.

All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires. (How can you tell when a fire will happen?)

It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics. (hahaha)

No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.

It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car. (What?! STILL illegal?!)

Horses are not to be tied to parking meters.